That awkward moment...

[andrew_in_drag]

...When you're writing porn and your mum pops her head around the door.

"Hiii andrew_in_drag! What's for dinner tonight?"

Can I tell you what I made for dinner in a minute, mum? I'm currently up to my ears in cock.


In other news, let's hear it for writing about dicks!

Comments

[ruki-matsumoto.livejournal.com]

Everytime my mom do this I leave the tab open like I have no thing to hide, and look her straight in the eyes and tell her the biggest lie I can imaging: Mom I like everything you cook. So please surprise me! And then I keep staring like she will just vanish if I just stare long enough at her... but maybe that's true... don't know, still there will be sex. *Q*

[andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com]

Haha! Actually, I'm the cook in my household. I really love cooking!
And yes there will be sex ;) A hot and steamy kitchen indeed!

[ruki-matsumoto.livejournal.com]

Hot steamy kitchen sex?!?!?!?! Give me more details. XD