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I'm writing a Die/Kyo oneshot right now. I've been doing some thinking about simplicity and I'm trying to write something that's lyrical as I like it, but also more minimalist. So wish me luck with that one.

So you know, sometimes you're writing, and you go to google images for your situation? Well, I wanted a close look at Die for this one, so I promptly plugged him in.

This is quite a dark oneshot (hello) so of course, Die gave me...




DAMN IT.

Yeah this entry was literally pointless. This journal is a hot damn mess.

Date: 2013-08-27 12:01 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] velvet-liquor.livejournal.com
I love how Die is ugly and sexy at the same time. He is not what one would call beautiful, but all the same, when you see him, you can hardly look somewhere else (okay, sure I can, because there is always Kyo next to him, and Kyo manages to still the show anyday. Because. Kyo. And his body. And his ass. JESUS.).
In French, I say he is "laid sexy" (but seeing as this comes from what I believe was an American movie, there probably is a better way to say it in English. I have to watch that movie again. If I remember the title. God, I hate watching American movies in French. Pft. Sucks.) But my guess is it's "ugly sexy". Mh. Sounds legit.
Anyway, whenever Die is there, you can't help but want him to fuck you. He has a sexy aura.



See? Ugly. But sexy. Or maybe that's because he is smoking? Because I find smoking to be sexy on some people.

You can also see that I can make pointless comments to go with your pointless entries. Great match, I say. Great match.

Edit: Found the movie, and it's actually "Sexy ugly" that they say xD
Edited Date: 2013-08-27 01:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-08-27 01:28 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com
Obviously we're made for each other.

And that is it exactly. Die is kind of...sexy like a stoner. Except...cleaner. He actually has a really unique look to him; his facial proportions are kind of strange and his eyebrows are just, well, intimidating. But he makes it work.

Also, he really rocks long hair, I think. I can't write short hair Die. It is basically against my religion.

But he basically seems to have a happy spirit, which is kind of attractive too. Toshiya has that as well. And I think this journal makes it clear how I feel about Toshiya. THAT MAN MAKES ME TINGLY.

Kyo is a really strange one for me, because he seems to glorify in making himself look ugly/scary on purpose, but ya know...you still would. Totally. All night. Balls deep And yeah, I think he's really sexy, and also oddly soft when all the makeup comes off and all the piercings come out/get rejected by his stupid face.

I understand 1000% about the smoking. My boyfriend and I both quit smoking and we now readily agree that we're nowhere near as sexy as we used to be.


Because of the way that picture's blurring it looks like Die's wearing three watches and hahaha oh my god I can't stop laughing at sudden rapper!Die

Date: 2013-08-27 01:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] velvet-liquor.livejournal.com
*snorts* I hadn't noticed the way those two Chrome Hearts bracelets could look like watches XD That picture got a lot more ridiculous. But Die still seems to say "you find that funny? oh yeah? look at me. I am a fucking rock star, bitch. And I smoke. See? You want me." That man sure is talkative with his look only.

I imagine you with your man sitting on the couch like an old depressed couple. "We lost it.."

Kyo, ah, Kyo, balls deep, indeed. balls deep. *smirks* I look like a weirdo when I laugh randomly when reading your comments He can look scary when he tries to show how tortured he is inside. But without all of the make up, the blood and scary faces, yeah, there just is that cute guy that can't help but smile when a room full of French fans sing along to The Final's chorus. That man has a heart, and he can be all warm and fuzzy. Especially in front of puppies. We know your weak spot, Kyo, we know. and of course, the tattoos. I still want to lick each and every one of them.

I kind of noticed you had a thing for Toshiya, and recently, I've seen it more and more (that he has something special, I mean). He can be so, so, so fucking cute, even when dripping with sweat and weirdly curled hair. But I still say no to the half bald hairstyle. I'm sure it didn't work for you, either... It's just.. No.

And Die's eyebrows are not that scary, but I couldn't help but laugh when you brought them up. Still haunted by those eyebrows of his, I see *laughs* but yeah, he definitely makes it work even though he's just... not all that great. He's just Die, and we love him for it.
(Kaoru just lost it, though. He secretly died and has been replaced by his evil Mexican doppleganger and is now selling tacos before shows. That HAS to be it. I see no other explanation.)

Date: 2013-08-27 03:31 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com
That's pretty much me and my boyfriend, yep. I'm currently (badly) knitting him a sweater with poorly designed "multicultural friends" on it. We have joint custody of a record player. We're that kind of couple.

Kaoru did lose it, but the fact that he lost it first is SO SURPRISING to me. Like, under all that HAIR, he is the best looking one! Look at that face! That tiny face! He used to look so pretty and somehow afraid.

But now he reminds me of an old Psycho le Cemu interview (hello, oldskool) where all the members had to say something to each other, and I think one of them said to seek, "Your beard is dirty." THAT'S what he reminds me of. Just a big dirty beard.

From now on his must embrace his facial hair/Mexican heritage and change his stage name to El Barba.

Also I almost just pissed myself, can we talk about how much this photo of Kyo and Shinya looks like John Lennon and Yoko Ono plz

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I'M DYING

Date: 2013-08-27 07:12 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] velvet-liquor.livejournal.com
Aw, how sweet is that? And you know, I'd love to see that sweater once it's done *smirks*

Kaoru used to be so, so, so freaking sexy during the Vulgar era.. I've stroked my mental boners so many times while watching The Code of Vulgar[ism].. He was the epitome of perfection. Back then, he was the God of my religion. And then, slowly, things went downhill... Now, he could just be the king of Old El Paso... (I do love fajitas, though).
El Barba it is, then.

Oh shinya... He looks every bit like the French cliché XD But have you seen the show this photo has been taken from? Kyo was smiling all the damn time. He was oozing cuteness. There could have been sparkles. Yeah. Sparkles.
Kyo Ono, shall we call him? (Like Yoda I am talking)

Date: 2013-08-27 07:31 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com
OMG, no, I haven't seen it! I definitely don't want to miss actual human smiles; is it on youtube?

Shinya just looks like he has no idea where he is, who he is, or what he's supposed to be doing. Constantly. I don't know what he thinks his job is at all, but I'm sure he's pleased that he gets to play drums there.

Look at that lost, bland smile. Those unfocussed eyes. Noooo idea.

I'm currently writing the next chapter of House of Cards, which is pretty Die/Shinya centric, and this picture is just making it so hard.

YASSSS at Vulgar-era Kaoru. For some reason his blond hair just did it for me.
I haven't given up hope on him, though. I like his tattoos and his hair can be cut...right? He can shave, right? Don't say it's the end!
El Barba has not taken over entirely.

Sorry for creeper comment but you make me do such ugly laughter, seriously.

(And thanks so much for your message, by the way!! I never read that so I'm so excited!!)

Date: 2013-08-27 08:01 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] velvet-liquor.livejournal.com
I am trying to find that video for you on youtube (but I don't remember the name of the show, so it's quite hard, but in any case, I know I have it saved on my external hard drive, so I have ways to find it. But I am a lazy girl, so if I can use the force hearing yoda talking to you yet? to bring my hard disk all the way to my couch, that would be PERFECT).

Ah, Shinya indeed sems a bit like a lost puppy (not a very cute one, I have to admit, though, in the Code of Vulgar[ism], he was damn pretty, with red/black tresses, that was really, really nice). But he also has an antisocial air about him, a bit like Ruka, but in a different way. Ruka clearly doesn't look like he's enjoying himself behind his drums (and clearly doesn't give a flying fuck about talking in Japanese to a crowd of French people that don't understand shit in Japanese *snorts*), Shinya, on the other hand, look like he is fine behind his drums and doesn't want to go out there thank you very much. But he does look quite moody or lost when he is not sitting on his stool with sticks in his hands. I guess he thinks sticks in his hands are reassuring *creepy smile*

And Kaoru's pink hair. God, he was glorious, all slim limbs and pink hair and his ganesa. Now he's a fat buddy who lost his sombrero.



I HAD TO.

Tsk, I don't mind your creepiness at all. Kind of love it, actually.

(You're welcome ;) *tips her sombrero*)

Date: 2013-08-27 08:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com
Jesus that picture. AYYYY PAPIIIII

He should give up metal in favour of his true love, mariachi.

I'm going to freely admit that I have no idea who Ruka is, although my first instincts say...Nightmare? Maybe? Is that it? J-rock points? Yes? No?

Don't worry about the video! I think it's not on youtube anyway. I think the name of the show is Wowow, but a search for that just gave me a result of a LOT of creepy fanvids (for everybody who thinks that Dir en grey = Cascada).

Shinya does seem kind of socially stunted to me (hello, House of Cards Shinya). Even when he talks in interviews, the way he speaks and thinks seems quite odd somehow.

I am still laughing at Kyo Ono help me

Kyo Ono, El Barba, Socially Awkward Shinya, TOSHIYA, and the man of a thousand watches. What the fuck is this band.

Date: 2013-08-27 08:47 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] velvet-liquor.livejournal.com
I laughed stupidly while photoshoping that *snorts*
Oh, next coupling tour: DIR EN GREY x GIPSY KINGS. Yeah. Definitely.

Ruka from Nightmare, yes. Kudos for you!

It was on youtube, I ripped it from there. I'll upload it for you some time, because you have to see Kyo in there. Not exactly good for HoC inspiration, but.. Kyo anyway. You can't watch that without smiling. But DeG/Cascada, no, just no...

Kyo Ono might want a knitted sweater of his own. With that Chihuahua wearing a wig. Oh yeah.

That band is glorious. GLORIOUS.

Date: 2013-08-28 11:50 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] deg-no-kasumi.livejournal.com
NICE ! I love him so much but you're f****** right ! When I saw him for the first time dressed like this :

http://84.img.v4.skyrock.net/6868/80436868/pics/3036555739_1_13_nTT9D7XH.jpg

I thought : Ow man, he's a "conquistador"... And spanish japanese looks weird... XDDDD

Date: 2013-08-27 06:30 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] deg-no-kasumi.livejournal.com
Allow me to say, about the smoking thing, that, for example, Toshiya is just sexy, so damn hot, when he's smoking... Kaoru looks like a smoking bear, but manly sexy... And Kyo... Quite sexy too (but it looks kind of strange beacause he's got such a cute face... ^^')... But well, Die smoking's just... ARGH çç

Date: 2013-08-27 07:35 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com
Hahaha, now do you mean that as a good 'ARGH' or a bad 'ARGH'? ;)

"Like a smoking bear"...that's somehow so true.

Date: 2013-08-28 11:36 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] deg-no-kasumi.livejournal.com
Well, it's a bad "ARGH"... I should confess that, because of my work, I didn't read your last fic but that's ok, I'm just saving it for later... :o and I'm quite sure I will love it because I love your work but, you didn't ask my point of view so I'm going ti give it to you (and to all the rest of the world who doesn't care at all), I'm not keen on Die... You see, at the beginning of my "fanatism" for Dir en Grey, I used to like him but when I saw him on stage for the first time (and the others times too), I made myself pretty sure that he can play the role of the good friend, the confident but well, involving him in sex scenes is too harsh... Even back then, when I used to write fanfics, it was too difficult for me to put him in some serious sex scenes... And I love your work because, many times, you made it perfectly !!!! :D
So, what I was trying to say is that, for me, you should better write Kaoru/Toshiya scenes !!!!! *ç* You're just so good at it !!!!!!!!!!! *bowing* Your yakuza Koaru just turns me on !!! <3<3<3

Date: 2013-08-28 11:41 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com
Hahaha! Well thanks for your comments about Kaoru/Toshiya :D I am really fond of that pairing.
And don't worry about it ;) we all have pairings that make us go "...what the fuck?"

But I do find Die hot, so you might have to just close your eyes through those parts, haha!

Date: 2013-08-28 09:40 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] deg-no-kasumi.livejournal.com
NO ! I won't close my eyes... because you're good... It's just Die who can't have a normal sex-apeal, event if I think he's quite nice ! I'll read it, just because I'm your fan ! I didn't stop to love Kaoru because he had a mustache, so I'll consider that you've grown a kind of mustache and I'll continue to love your work... :D (Sorry for the comparation but I hope I can make you understand my point of view !) And if Die's sex scenes are part of your story, you must write it... Thus, the sex scenes between Kaoru and Toshiya will look even more beautiful !!!!!!!! AND I know that you like this pairing, that's why I like you, man, ok ? *turning bosozoku* XDDDD Keep doing such a good work ! :)

Date: 2013-08-28 10:14 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com
Aw man, that's so sweet of you :)

And yes!! Let's consider this my mustache. I love that!

Date: 2013-08-29 07:14 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] deg-no-kasumi.livejournal.com
You love Kaoru's mustache too ? :D

Date: 2013-08-27 08:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] pappmensch.livejournal.com
I think I read all of your DEG-related stories so far and whenever Die is part of it.. ugh. He's a real turn-off for me. I do like his dorky and affectionate part in House of Cards but whenever something X-rated happens.. no. Just no. Same goes for Kaoru and Shinya, by the way. But since I love your stories I simply started telling myself things like "Okay, his name is Die, but NO ONE SAID THAT IT'S DIE FROM DIR EN GREY!" :D. And when you start describing him more detailed I simply ignore these parts. Hah. Worked pretty well for Kaoru in Superstar since it was his POV and you never described him and the way he looks. Maybe it's similar to that thing you said in another post?: "It was the first fic I read where I felt like even if it wasn't the Dir en boys, I would still be emotionally involved." Your fics were the first fics I read... even though.. Die was part of it.

Date: 2013-08-27 08:17 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com
Haha, oh boy, this post is so much fun. Allll the truths are coming out!

I kind of see where you're coming from, actually. I used to find Shinya such a no-go (he somehow manages to be the weirdest person in that band, which I'm guessing is no easy thing to do), but I think the key for me is to find reasons and backgrounds and make them relatable characters for myself.
Although I do find Die quite sexy, in a gawky kind of way. He also seems like a pretty chill lad. If I had to pick one member of Dir en grey to take drugs with, it'd be him without a second thought.

That said, I find it immensely flattering that you would still read my stories even if the pairings aren't to your taste! Although SPOILER ALERT, with your dislike of X-rated Die, you might want to close your eyes and think of England for the next chapter or two of House of Cards.

Although actually maybe everybody wants to close their eyes for that, because when I'm writing smut scenes Kyo/Toshiya comes more naturally for me (SPANKING?!), but everything else...less so. So let's raise our glasses for some awkward, scrawny sex.

Date: 2013-08-27 08:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] velvet-liquor.livejournal.com
This just proves that the world needs more Kyo/Toshiya scenes. YES.
You have me hungry for them, now, deal with it.

Date: 2013-08-27 08:27 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com
I used to think that the height difference made them a controversial pairing.

Like a great dane fucking a chihuahua.

Date: 2013-08-27 08:32 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] velvet-liquor.livejournal.com
The images you put in my head. Dear lord. But I'm sure the dane can manage, if he gets to top. Now, if the chihuahua wants to be the man in the relationship... well.. he needs to make the dane obey and sit when he says so. A bit like Kyo does with Toshiya.

Chihuahua Kyo and Dane Toshiya. Sounds legit.

Date: 2013-08-27 11:52 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] libra-iruka.livejournal.com
ARG! He's just so fucking adorable!!! I can't stand it.

(Also, stop hating on Shinya. Shinya is my spirit animal.)

Date: 2013-08-28 08:12 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com
Hiiii you! I haven't seen you around in ages!

B-b-but I thought your spirit animal was a dolphin!

Although nobody hates Shinya. I'm just perpetually amused by him :D

Date: 2013-08-29 01:19 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] libra-iruka.livejournal.com
I'm a lurker. I usually have nothing to contribute, but I check my friends' page daily or nearly so. (Also I have been swallowed up by the Hobbit and Sherlock fandoms)

Shinya is my secondary spirit animal. He fills in on the dolphin's sick days and vacation time.

Date: 2013-08-29 09:00 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com
Other fandoms! You're cheating on us!

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