I'm writing a Die/Kyo oneshot right now. I've been doing some thinking about simplicity and I'm trying to write something that's lyrical as I like it, but also more minimalist. So wish me luck with that one.
So you know, sometimes you're writing, and you go to google images for your situation? Well, I wanted a close look at Die for this one, so I promptly plugged him in.
This is quite a dark oneshot (hello) so of course, Die gave me...

DAMN IT.
Yeah this entry was literally pointless. This journal is a hot damn mess.
So you know, sometimes you're writing, and you go to google images for your situation? Well, I wanted a close look at Die for this one, so I promptly plugged him in.
This is quite a dark oneshot (hello) so of course, Die gave me...

DAMN IT.
Yeah this entry was literally pointless. This journal is a hot damn mess.
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Date: 2013-08-27 12:01 pm (UTC)From:In French, I say he is "laid sexy" (but seeing as this comes from what I believe was an American movie, there probably is a better way to say it in English. I have to watch that movie again. If I remember the title. God, I hate watching American movies in French. Pft. Sucks.) But my guess is it's "ugly sexy". Mh. Sounds legit.
Anyway, whenever Die is there, you can't help but want him to fuck you. He has a sexy aura.
See? Ugly. But sexy. Or maybe that's because he is smoking? Because I find smoking to be sexy on some people.
You can also see that I can make pointless comments to go with your pointless entries. Great match, I say. Great match.
Edit: Found the movie, and it's actually "Sexy ugly" that they say xD
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Date: 2013-08-27 01:28 pm (UTC)From:And that is it exactly. Die is kind of...sexy like a stoner. Except...cleaner. He actually has a really unique look to him; his facial proportions are kind of strange and his eyebrows are just, well, intimidating. But he makes it work.
Also, he really rocks long hair, I think. I can't write short hair Die. It is basically against my religion.
But he basically seems to have a happy spirit, which is kind of attractive too. Toshiya has that as well. And I think this journal makes it clear how I feel about Toshiya. THAT MAN MAKES ME TINGLY.
Kyo is a really strange one for me, because he seems to glorify in making himself look ugly/scary on purpose, but ya know...you still would. Totally. All night.
Balls deepAnd yeah, I think he's really sexy, and also oddly soft when all the makeup comes off and all the piercings come out/get rejected by his stupid face.I understand 1000% about the smoking. My boyfriend and I both quit smoking and we now readily agree that we're nowhere near as sexy as we used to be.
Because of the way that picture's blurring it looks like Die's wearing three watches and hahaha oh my god I can't stop laughing at sudden rapper!Die
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Date: 2013-08-27 01:42 pm (UTC)From:I imagine you with your man sitting on the couch like an old depressed couple. "We lost it.."
Kyo, ah, Kyo, balls deep, indeed. balls deep. *smirks*
I look like a weirdo when I laugh randomly when reading your commentsHe can look scary when he tries to show how tortured he is inside. But without all of the make up, the blood and scary faces, yeah, there just is that cute guy that can't help but smile when a room full of French fans sing along to The Final's chorus. That man has a heart, and he can be all warm and fuzzy. Especially in front of puppies. We know your weak spot, Kyo, we know.and of course, the tattoos. I still want to lick each and every one of them.I kind of noticed you had a thing for Toshiya, and recently, I've seen it more and more (that he has something special, I mean). He can be so, so, so fucking cute, even when dripping with sweat and weirdly curled hair. But I still say no to the half bald hairstyle. I'm sure it didn't work for you, either... It's just.. No.
And Die's eyebrows are not that scary, but I couldn't help but laugh when you brought them up. Still haunted by those eyebrows of his, I see *laughs* but yeah, he definitely makes it work even though he's just... not all that great. He's just Die, and we love him for it.
(Kaoru just lost it, though. He secretly died and has been replaced by his
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Date: 2013-08-27 03:31 pm (UTC)From:Kaoru did lose it, but the fact that he lost it first is SO SURPRISING to me. Like, under all that HAIR, he is the best looking one! Look at that face! That tiny face! He used to look so pretty
and somehow afraid.But now he reminds me of an old Psycho le Cemu interview (hello, oldskool) where all the members had to say something to each other, and I think one of them said to seek, "Your beard is dirty." THAT'S what he reminds me of. Just a big dirty beard.
From now on his must embrace his facial hair/Mexican heritage and change his stage name to El Barba.
Also I almost just pissed myself, can we talk about how much this photo of Kyo and Shinya looks like John Lennon and Yoko Ono plz
I'M DYING
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Date: 2013-08-27 07:12 pm (UTC)From:Kaoru used to be so, so, so freaking sexy during the Vulgar era.. I've stroked my mental boners so many times while watching The Code of Vulgar[ism].. He was the epitome of perfection. Back then, he was the God of my religion. And then, slowly, things went downhill... Now, he could just be the king of Old El Paso... (I do love fajitas, though).
El Barba it is, then.
Oh shinya... He looks every bit like the French cliché XD But have you seen the show this photo has been taken from? Kyo was smiling all the damn time. He was oozing cuteness. There could have been sparkles. Yeah. Sparkles.
Kyo Ono, shall we call him?
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Date: 2013-08-27 07:31 pm (UTC)From:Shinya just looks like he has no idea where he is, who he is, or what he's supposed to be doing. Constantly. I don't know what he thinks his job is at all, but I'm sure he's pleased that he gets to play drums there.
Look at that lost, bland smile. Those unfocussed eyes. Noooo idea.
I'm currently writing the next chapter of House of Cards, which is pretty Die/Shinya centric, and this picture is just making it so hard.
YASSSS at Vulgar-era Kaoru. For some reason his blond hair just did it for me.
I haven't given up hope on him, though. I like his tattoos and his hair can be cut...right? He can shave, right? Don't say it's the end!
El Barba has not taken over entirely.
Sorry for creeper comment but you make me do such ugly laughter, seriously.
(And thanks so much for your message, by the way!! I never read that so I'm so excited!!)
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Date: 2013-08-27 08:01 pm (UTC)From:hearing yoda talking to you yet?to bring my hard disk all the way to my couch, that would be PERFECT).Ah, Shinya indeed sems a bit like a lost puppy (not a very cute one, I have to admit, though, in the Code of Vulgar[ism], he was damn pretty, with red/black tresses, that was really, really nice). But he also has an antisocial air about him, a bit like Ruka, but in a different way. Ruka clearly doesn't look like he's enjoying himself behind his drums (and clearly doesn't give a flying fuck about talking in Japanese to a crowd of French people that don't understand shit in Japanese *snorts*), Shinya, on the other hand, look like he is fine behind his drums and doesn't want to go out there thank you very much. But he does look quite moody or lost when he is not sitting on his stool with sticks in his hands. I guess he thinks sticks in his hands are reassuring *creepy smile*
And Kaoru's pink hair. God, he was glorious, all slim limbs and pink hair and his ganesa. Now he's a fat buddy who lost his sombrero.
I HAD TO.
Tsk, I don't mind your creepiness at all. Kind of love it, actually.
(You're welcome ;) *tips her sombrero*)
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Date: 2013-08-27 08:24 pm (UTC)From:He should give up metal in favour of his true love, mariachi.
I'm going to freely admit that I have no idea who Ruka is, although my first instincts say...Nightmare? Maybe? Is that it? J-rock points? Yes? No?
Don't worry about the video! I think it's not on youtube anyway. I think the name of the show is Wowow, but a search for that just gave me a result of a LOT of creepy fanvids (for everybody who thinks that Dir en grey = Cascada).
Shinya does seem kind of socially stunted to me (hello, House of Cards Shinya). Even when he talks in interviews, the way he speaks and thinks seems quite odd somehow.
I am still laughing at Kyo Ono
help meKyo Ono, El Barba, Socially Awkward Shinya, TOSHIYA, and the man of a thousand watches. What the fuck is this band.
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Date: 2013-08-27 08:47 pm (UTC)From:Oh, next coupling tour: DIR EN GREY x GIPSY KINGS. Yeah. Definitely.
Ruka from Nightmare, yes. Kudos for you!
It was on youtube, I ripped it from there. I'll upload it for you some time, because you have to see Kyo in there. Not exactly good for HoC inspiration, but.. Kyo anyway. You can't watch that without smiling. But DeG/Cascada, no, just no...
Kyo Ono might want a knitted sweater of his own. With that Chihuahua wearing a wig. Oh yeah.
That band is glorious. GLORIOUS.
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Date: 2013-08-28 11:50 am (UTC)From:http://84.img.v4.skyrock.net/6868/80436868/pics/3036555739_1_13_nTT9D7XH.jpg
I thought : Ow man, he's a "conquistador"... And spanish japanese looks weird... XDDDD
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Date: 2013-08-27 06:30 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2013-08-27 07:35 pm (UTC)From:"Like a smoking bear"...that's somehow so true.
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Date: 2013-08-28 11:36 am (UTC)From:So, what I was trying to say is that, for me, you should better write Kaoru/Toshiya scenes !!!!! *ç* You're just so good at it !!!!!!!!!!! *bowing* Your yakuza Koaru just turns me on !!! <3<3<3
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Date: 2013-08-28 11:41 am (UTC)From:And don't worry about it ;) we all have pairings that make us go "...what the fuck?"
But I do find Die hot, so you might have to just close your eyes through those parts, haha!
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Date: 2013-08-28 09:40 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2013-08-28 10:14 pm (UTC)From:And yes!! Let's consider this my mustache. I love that!
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Date: 2013-08-27 08:17 pm (UTC)From:I kind of see where you're coming from, actually. I used to find Shinya such a no-go (he somehow manages to be the weirdest person in that band, which I'm guessing is no easy thing to do), but I think the key for me is to find reasons and backgrounds and make them relatable characters for myself.
Although I do find Die quite sexy, in a gawky kind of way. He also seems like a pretty chill lad. If I had to pick one member of Dir en grey to take drugs with, it'd be him without a second thought.
That said, I find it immensely flattering that you would still read my stories even if the pairings aren't to your taste! Although SPOILER ALERT, with your dislike of X-rated Die, you might want to close your eyes and think of England for the next chapter or two of House of Cards.
Although actually maybe everybody wants to close their eyes for that, because when I'm writing smut scenes Kyo/Toshiya comes more naturally for me (SPANKING?!), but everything else...less so. So let's raise our glasses for some awkward, scrawny sex.
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Date: 2013-08-27 08:24 pm (UTC)From:You have me hungry for them, now, deal with it.
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Date: 2013-08-27 08:27 pm (UTC)From:Like a great dane fucking a chihuahua.
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Date: 2013-08-27 08:32 pm (UTC)From:Chihuahua Kyo and Dane Toshiya. Sounds legit.
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Date: 2013-08-27 11:52 pm (UTC)From:(Also, stop hating on Shinya. Shinya is my spirit animal.)
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Date: 2013-08-28 08:12 am (UTC)From:B-b-but I thought your spirit animal was a dolphin!
Although nobody hates Shinya. I'm just perpetually amused by him :D
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Date: 2013-08-29 01:19 am (UTC)From:Shinya is my secondary spirit animal. He fills in on the dolphin's sick days and vacation time.
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Date: 2013-08-29 09:00 am (UTC)From: