The Wifi Prayer

O new neighbours of my grandparents,
Blessed be your presence.
With wifi unsecured,
Your network accessible,
In this house as it is in yours.
Give me this day a proportion of your download limit,
And forgive me for stealing
As I in turn forgive the layabouts who scrounge off my broadband.
Lead me swiftly into LJ,
And deliver me unto facebook:
For yours is the lifeline, the sanity,
And the lifeforce
Of this 21 year old internet addict.
Amen.


TL;DR looks like I have internet access for this week after all! Thanks to my grandparents' new neighbours' apparent misplaced trust. Merry leeching!