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andrew_in_drag ([personal profile] andrew_in_drag) wrote2013-09-04 06:29 pm
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That awkward moment...

...When you're writing porn and your mum pops her head around the door.

"Hiii andrew_in_drag! What's for dinner tonight?"

Can I tell you what I made for dinner in a minute, mum? I'm currently up to my ears in cock.


In other news, let's hear it for writing about dicks!


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[identity profile] velvet-liquor.livejournal.com 2013-09-04 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
There is gonna be sexxxxxx 8D!

[identity profile] ruki-matsumoto.livejournal.com 2013-09-04 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Everytime my mom do this I leave the tab open like I have no thing to hide, and look her straight in the eyes and tell her the biggest lie I can imaging: Mom I like everything you cook. So please surprise me! And then I keep staring like she will just vanish if I just stare long enough at her... but maybe that's true... don't know, still there will be sex. *Q*
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