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andrew_in_drag) wrote2013-08-02 04:44 pm
andrew_in_drag) wrote2013-08-02 04:44 pm
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The Wifi Prayer
O new neighbours of my grandparents,
Blessed be your presence.
With wifi unsecured,
Your network accessible,
In this house as it is in yours.
Give me this day a proportion of your download limit,
And forgive me for stealing
As I in turn forgive the layabouts who scrounge off my broadband.
Lead me swiftly into LJ,
And deliver me unto facebook:
For yours is the lifeline, the sanity,
And the lifeforce
Of this 21 year old internet addict.
Amen.
TL;DR looks like I have internet access for this week after all! Thanks to my grandparents' new neighbours' apparent misplaced trust. Merry leeching!
Blessed be your presence.
With wifi unsecured,
Your network accessible,
In this house as it is in yours.
Give me this day a proportion of your download limit,
And forgive me for stealing
As I in turn forgive the layabouts who scrounge off my broadband.
Lead me swiftly into LJ,
And deliver me unto facebook:
For yours is the lifeline, the sanity,
And the lifeforce
Of this 21 year old internet addict.
Amen.
TL;DR looks like I have internet access for this week after all! Thanks to my grandparents' new neighbours' apparent misplaced trust. Merry leeching!
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