The Wifi Prayer

[andrew_in_drag]

O new neighbours of my grandparents,
Blessed be your presence.
With wifi unsecured,
Your network accessible,
In this house as it is in yours.
Give me this day a proportion of your download limit,
And forgive me for stealing
As I in turn forgive the layabouts who scrounge off my broadband.
Lead me swiftly into LJ,
And deliver me unto facebook:
For yours is the lifeline, the sanity,
And the lifeforce
Of this 21 year old internet addict.
Amen.


TL;DR looks like I have internet access for this week after all! Thanks to my grandparents' new neighbours' apparent misplaced trust. Merry leeching!

Comments

[jrock-truelove.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL ROTF~ What a cute way of thanking unsecured wifi~

It's okay, we are kind(moms just a rookie at this) our Internet is unsecured too~ :3

[velvet-liquor.livejournal.com]

I don't know them, but I love your grandparents's neighbours *______*
God bless them (and their WiFi) *___*

[chinfluffhanaji.livejournal.com]

Wonderful ^^

[libra-iruka.livejournal.com]

One day, I'm going to get myself wifi, and I'm going to title my connection "FBI Surveillance Van 42" just to see what happens.

[vmnoneko.livejournal.com]

lol, hilariousXD

[satanicangel1.livejournal.com]

Awesome! :)