Home Page Paranoia Part 2: Who are you, anyway?

[andrew_in_drag]

I've already confessed to being fixated by the new homepage's 'New Guests in my Journal' feature.

I belong to a relatively small amount of comms, though, and I post in even fewer of them. (Fanfic posts + the odd journal posts = only posts), so on LJ at least I travel in small circles. So the plot THICKENS like one of my perfect roux sauces (thank you, thank you) when I get the same user coming back to my journal again and again and again...and it's somebody I've never heard of before in my life.

Mystery person, who are you?! What brings you here?! Do you wish to stay at the inn? Is your business your own?

Are you a hobbit

This is so amazingly sad. I am literally spying on this person to see if I can catch them spying on me.

Sometimes the internet gives me a headache.

In other news, the next chapter of House of Cards is well in the works. Uruha gets some 'screen time' for the first time!

Big warnings apply for this chapter, so start girding your loins now, ladies.

Comments

[hannnya.livejournal.com]

I think this mystery person might be me?
I've been reading some of your fanfiction but I'm not very good at communicating with people online so I've never commented.
I usually just check on your page to see if you update when I want to waste time. Sorry if it was strange?

[andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com]

Oooh, nope, it wasn't you!

But welcome anyway ;)

This mystery person is more like...checking in every few hours or so!

[velvet-liquor.livejournal.com]

You know, that new guest feature was already on lj,it just got under the spotlight with that new homepage 8D it was quite hidden, but it was there :o you could have spyed on people, super sàyan mode, for a long time *gasp*

You cracked me up with your hobbit line xD

People never think of tracking journals? XD coming everyday is tiring, whereas a new e-mail to let you know There is an update, well, technology is your Buddy! (fuck mhy phone for loving to put capitalized letters everywhere,I'm tired of changinf that all the time X3 BlackBerry has the worst augocorrect ever. See? Is augocorrect even a word? No.)
Anyway, this comment was brilliantly useless!

I'm waiting for Uruha,I'm ready 8D

[lordofshadowz.livejournal.com]

And gentleman.

[andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I beg your pardon - gird your loins gentleman, too!

Sorry, I'm used to it being all girls. This journal usually has the demographic of the fort I built when I was seven years old.

But welcome to ladies, gentleman, and everybody in between!

[aibashi.livejournal.com]

i'm just dropping here to say that it fucking IRKS ME all the changes they are doing to livejournal.
oh my fucking god, really.
all this unnecessary crap, i hate it.
;(

(also, yeah. paranoid as fucking, creepy as hell, etc)

[aibashi.livejournal.com]

anyway i think you can turn it off with my guests, thing.
check on it, i have it deactivated.

[andrew-in-drag.livejournal.com]

oh I couldn't turn it off...

...I'm addicted to it now...

I am guest checker and guest checker is me